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  • Don’t Like / Do Like

    Here are two things that I do not like: The fact that, when I see two houseflies buzzing around, tangled together, humping each other, I start to feel kinda lonely. Seeing posters on every other lamp post, reading LOST DOG, $250 reward. The kids, especially, want her back. She is sick and needs medication. These…

  • Puppy Scratches and Handwritten Bar Stamp

    I woke up on my couch, my shirt covered in crumbs. I tried to swallow, and my mouth was full of crumbs too. I guess I was so dehydrated that the nachos I’d stuffed in my mouth and half-chewed, in a futile attempt to avoid a hangover, had dried to a crumble. The picture above…

  • Bike

    This is my sweet-ass new bike. Thanks Yvonne! It doesn’t actually have a headlight; that’s just the reflector being all reflecty with the flash. Now I can get places in a fraction of the time that I could before. And I can do it [SMUG ALERT] without harming the environment with stinky car fumes [/SMUG…