This is my sweet-ass new bike. Thanks Yvonne! It doesn’t actually have a headlight; that’s just the reflector being all reflecty with the flash.
Now I can get places in a fraction of the time that I could before. And I can do it [SMUG ALERT] without harming the environment with stinky car fumes [/SMUG ALERT]. No, but for serious, a bike isn’t a lifestyle, it’s a mode of transportation. Getting from point A to point B (especially if there are nice trails in between) is all that matters, and being all ethical and stylish about it is just gravy.
Here is what I plan on doing with my bike: