Bike

This is my sweet-ass new bike. Thanks Yvonne! It doesn’t actually have a headlight; that’s just the reflector being all reflecty with the flash.

Now I can get places in a fraction of the time that I could before. And I can do it [SMUG ALERT] without harming the environment with stinky car fumes [/SMUG ALERT]. No, but for serious, a bike isn’t a lifestyle, it’s a mode of transportation. Getting from point A to point B (especially if there are nice trails in between) is all that matters, and being all ethical and stylish about it is just gravy.

Here is what I plan on doing with my bike:


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10 responses to “Bike”

  1. Sass Avatar

    my bike is better looking than yours

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    Anonymous

    my bike is better looking than yours

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  3. Phronk Avatar

    My TV is bigger than yours.

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    My TV is bigger than yours.

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  5. Von Avatar

    It looks so sexy when it’s picture is taken. It’s photogenic, unlike you LOL. 🙂 Thanks for buying the bike, and that’s for blogging about it! You’re awesome!

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    Anonymous

    It looks so sexy when it’s picture is taken. It’s photogenic, unlike you LOL. 🙂 Thanks for buying the bike, and that’s for blogging about it! You’re awesome!

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  7. Dead Robot Avatar

    My TV is bigger than all of you fucks.Nice bike! Get an equally nice lock!

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    My TV is bigger than all of you fucks.Nice bike! Get an equally nice lock!

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  9. Jack Avatar

    Very nice, you smug bastard.

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    Anonymous

    Very nice, you smug bastard.

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