Category: real life
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Bike
This is my sweet-ass new bike. Thanks Yvonne! It doesn’t actually have a headlight; that’s just the reflector being all reflecty with the flash. Now I can get places in a fraction of the time that I could before. And I can do it [SMUG ALERT] without harming the environment with stinky car fumes [/SMUG…
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Me Literate
So remember I told you that I submitted a short story for publication? Yeah, well, for some reason they thought it was good enough to buy. I guess I’m a real fiction writer now. I got my check in the mail today. It’s a small amount, but that’s not the point; the fact that someone…
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Awkward
Watch this extra-wide video: See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. What I relate to most is the “enjoy your meal” , “you too” exchange. I do that all the time, and it really shows how insincere most small talk is. I remember traveling after very little sleep once, doing the same in…
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