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Peni?
I have used the plural form of penis here twice in the last two days, and both times I have wondered if “penises” was in fact the correct way of expressing multiple schlongs. So I looked it up in the dictionary. I was right…but surprisingly, “penes” is also acceptable. Now you know. Source: Dictionary.com.
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Pixels and Penises
You know, it’s a bit scary that video game characters are beginning to look like real people. Soon…like in November, when the next generation of consoles come out…game graphics will be approaching photo realism. It’s just weird that someone can control a real-looking duplicate of a famous actor and make them do whatever they want.…
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Michael Jackson Not Guilty
So, Jackson’s not guilty. If he really is innocent, I feel sorry for the guy. Sure, he’s weird and likes to hang out with kids, but who cares? If the kids are having fun, and he’s having fun, and “fun” doesn’t involve any penises whatsoever, then what’s wrong with that? He was already weird looking…
I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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