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Lazy as a Rock and a Hard Place
I am feeling so damn lazy today. I have an important presentation to do on Monday, but instead of working on it, I’m sitting on my ass in front of this computer. I’ve had to piss for an hour, but I’m not even motivated enough to get up and walk a few feet to the…
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Pro Middle
There’s a big controversy going on at my university right now because they gave an honorary degree to a doctor who gave abortions and helped to get the procedure legalized. Since this is a blog and I’m supposed to talk about controversial issues ‘n stuff, I better write about it. What I find fascinating is…
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Peni?
I have used the plural form of penis here twice in the last two days, and both times I have wondered if “penises” was in fact the correct way of expressing multiple schlongs. So I looked it up in the dictionary. I was right…but surprisingly, “penes” is also acceptable. Now you know. Source: Dictionary.com.

I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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