Michael Jackson Not Guilty

So, Jackson’s not guilty. If he really is innocent, I feel sorry for the guy. Sure, he’s weird and likes to hang out with kids, but who cares? If the kids are having fun, and he’s having fun, and “fun” doesn’t involve any penises whatsoever, then what’s wrong with that?

He was already weird looking and diseased (?), and now he’s broke and hated too. And it was all because he was weird, and people were either intolerant of that or preyed on it. It sucks that being weird can destroy a person. Weirdness is what makes the world fun, and what makes the world better. If everyone was normal and kept things the same, we’d never make any progress and life would suck and I would stab myself in the face with a rusty spoon because I couldn’t handle it.

If I was drinking, and if anybody was around, I’d start a toast to Michael Jackson. Yay Michael.


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8 responses to “Michael Jackson Not Guilty”

  1. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    You know what.. props to you for writing this. I dislike rusty spoons unless they are used on other.. less inteligent people than myself, but yes, if everything was the same I think I would join you on that one. – A.Jax

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    Anonymous

    You know what.. props to you for writing this. I dislike rusty spoons unless they are used on other.. less inteligent people than myself, but yes, if everything was the same I think I would join you on that one. – A.Jax

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  3. Phronk Avatar

    Whoa, a real comment from someone I don’t know! I’m famous!

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    Whoa, a real comment from someone I don’t know! I’m famous!

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  5. Brittany Avatar
    Brittany

    ha ha thats funny. i love michael jackson he rox! he’s 100% innocent!

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    Anonymous

    ha ha thats funny. i love michael jackson he rox! he’s 100% innocent!

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  7. Brittany Avatar
    Brittany

    why is there a BBQ at the end of omgwtf?

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    Anonymous

    why is there a BBQ at the end of omgwtf?

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