Category: real life
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Movie Review: Zombieland (2009)
Here is a quick review of Zombieland that I wrote while drunk: Zombie land is the latest zom-com from director woody harrelson. it is about zombies and it stars that kid from Get REal & Cursed and Dakota Fanning and also TEH ZOMBIES. but not the 1960s rock band, IDIOT. real zombies. Altho, I’m gonna…
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FML, Where the "L" Stands for Lasagna
So let me tell you about my day. I woke up, took a shower, then tried to decide what shirt to wear. I was going to the gym later, so that had to factor that into my fashion choices. I came across my grey Alaska shirt, then thought to myself “you know, self, this is…
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At the Gym, Volume 4: The Grunter
UPDATE 09/25/09 11:15: None of you fuckers commented on this post, but check out the intense debate about it going on over at Reddit. UPDATE 09/25/09 11:23: I’m sorry I called you a fucker. You know I love you. If you’ve ever been to a gym, you’ve met the grunter. He (for he is invariably…
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