Here is a quick review of Zombieland that I wrote while drunk:
Zombie land is the latest zom-com from director woody harrelson. it is about zombies and it stars that kid from Get REal & Cursed and Dakota Fanning and also TEH ZOMBIES. but not the 1960s rock band, IDIOT. real zombies. Altho, I’m gonna let you finish, but i think that She’s Not There is one of the greatest songs of all time. OF ALL TIME.
In other words, TWO THUMBS UP.
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20 responses to “Movie Review: Zombieland (2009)”
This is the best review of Zombieland OF ALL TIME!
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This is the best review of Zombieland OF ALL TIME!
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That is the best review of this review of Zombieland OF ALL TIME.
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That is the best review of this review of Zombieland OF ALL TIME.
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I definitely have to see this movie now!
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I definitely have to see this movie now!
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haha, that is awesome. It makes me feel better for the 100's of drunk posts Ive ever left on the imdb message boards. now was the movie really good, or were you just drunk?
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haha, that is awesome. It makes me feel better for the 100's of drunk posts Ive ever left on the imdb message boards. now was the movie really good, or were you just drunk?
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Haha, the movie was really good. I wasn't drunk DURING the movie. For me, drunken movie time = nap time.
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Haha, the movie was really good. I wasn't drunk DURING the movie. For me, drunken movie time = nap time.
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We felt that we need some different in the period. But of course zombieland movie filled that situation and it made huge wave via the world. It was cool guys.
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We felt that we need some different in the period. But of course zombieland movie filled that situation and it made huge wave via the world. It was cool guys.Sourcehttp://www.80millionmoviesfree.com
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Yeah, this is by far that best review you've ever written. And I agree drunkin movie time equals nap time for me too, the theatre near my house offered Butter Beer when they played Harry Potter a few months ago. I fell asleep after I drank 2 Guinesses and 2 Butter Beers. I still have not seen the last 1/2 hour of that movie.
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Yeah, this is by far that best review you've ever written. And I agree drunkin movie time equals nap time for me too, the theatre near my house offered Butter Beer when they played Harry Potter a few months ago. I fell asleep after I drank 2 Guinesses and 2 Butter Beers. I still have not seen the last 1/2 hour of that movie.
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BTW I saw Zombieland today… Fantastic movie, but a few things in your review were off, Woody Harrelson did not direct it and Dakota Fanning is not in it, but other then that…
Still your best review though.
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BTW I saw Zombieland today… Fantastic movie, but a few things in your review were off, Woody Harrelson did not direct it and Dakota Fanning is not in it, but other then that… Still your best review though.
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