Category: real life

  • Response to Accusations of Police Brutality at The University of Western Ontario

    Yesterday, a crazy person rampaged through the Social Science Centre at the University of Western Ontario – the building I would have been working in had I not been home sick – and after barricading himself in an office and threatening people, had a run-in with police. His arrest was captured on video and posted…

  • The Horrors of Internet Dating, Volume 4

    Good news everyone!1 I’m still single. That means I continue to check free internet dating sites once in a while, scouring them for the worst of the worst to mercilessly mock for your entertainment. And I mean it when I say “once in a while.” It doesn’t take long to find this stuff. The saddest…

  • The Glass’s Half Empty

    So there’s good news and there’s bad news. The good news it that I finally found those glasses I lost a few months ago. The bad news is that I found them in the washing machine. And they look like this: Ain’t those just the saddest little things you ever did see?