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  • The Will of Willow

    There are people who say that creativity is an exclusively human trait. These people are wrong. Take my dog, Willow. In the morning, when she sees that I’m starting to wake up, she wants me to get out of bed as quickly as possible so she can go for her morning walk and pee. She…

  • I’m Not a Fan

    You know how most bathrooms have a fan in the ceiling? Do those actually go anywhere? Or are they just there to make noise to cover up farts? It’s like, I’ve never done this, but in a public washroom, if your friend has to go make a loud poop, you can keep the hand dryer…

  • The Advantages of Goldfish Memory

    I don’t have a very good memory. I rarely remember what I had for breakfast, and if you ask me about yesterday’s activities, wheewy, forget about it. I’m still angry with the Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVD sets, because they left out the “previously on Buffy” segment at the beginning of each episode. How am…