Category: movies / music / tv
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Never Gonna Give You Up, Keyboard Cat
The thing about internet memes is that they’re not real life memes. I’d like to change that. What I will do is, wherever I go, I’ll take a portable CD player with speakers (known to cool people as a boombox, or ghetto blaster), with the following tracks on it: Track 1: Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna…
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I’m Only Happy When it Rains
Let me engage in a rare moment of self-reflection. This blog, lately it’s been venturing into “dark humour” territory. It’s always had a bit of that, but I think it’s gotten blacker. What I hope you realize, dear regular reader, is that I’m generally a positive person, and this is all done with my tongue firmly implanted…
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I Wanna Do Bad Things With You
Yesterday I got a notice in my mail saying I had a package to pick up. I went to Canada Post, and was handed a large box from Amazon, marked as a gift. What could it be? A surprise present from a secret admirer trying to win my affections? I eagerly tore it open. It’s….well,…
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