Yesterday I got a notice in my mail saying I had a package to pick up. I went to Canada Post, and was handed a large box from Amazon, marked as a gift. What could it be? A surprise present from a secret admirer trying to win my affections? I eagerly tore it open.
It’s….well, it appears to be a box of seven young-adult urban fantasy novels. Who would send me such a thing?
DAMN YOU PAST SELF!!!
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20 responses to “I Wanna Do Bad Things With You”
Dude, that’s hilarious and awful and I want to make fun of you so badly… But can I borrow those sometime…?
Dan
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Dude, that’s hilarious and awful and I want to make fun of you so badly… But can I borrow those sometime…?Dan
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^^^
I think he means hilarious and amazing. Your drunk self should probably browse amazon more often.
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^^^I think he means hilarious and amazing. Your drunk self should probably browse amazon more often.
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Dan: Seeing as how I have a half-dozen borrowed books of yours on my shelves, I guess I can’t say no.
Jen: Hehe, I don’t think my sober self could afford much more of it.
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Dan: Seeing as how I have a half-dozen borrowed books of yours on my shelves, I guess I can’t say no.Jen: Hehe, I don’t think my sober self could afford much more of it.
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Too funny.
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Too funny.
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I’ve heard those are good..but I didn’t realize they were YA.
Question – are YA writers getting better, or adults stupider?
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I’ve heard those are good..but I didn’t realize they were YA.Question – are YA writers getting better, or adults stupider?
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I’ve seen them classified as YA. But if the show is any indication, the sex and violence would put more emphasis on the A than the Y.
Haha and good question. There’s probably just <>more<> YA lately, so more good authors, and more adults flocking to it.
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I’ve seen them classified as YA. But if the show is any indication, the sex and violence would put more emphasis on the A than the Y.Haha and good question. There’s probably just more YA lately, so more good authors, and more adults flocking to it.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Oh… I watch that show.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!Oh… I watch that show.
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I'm impressed you were able to place an online order while that drunk. Are we going to have to put a breathelyzer device on your keyboard & mouse?
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I'm impressed you were able to place an online order while that drunk. Are we going to have to put a breathelyzer device on your keyboard & mouse?
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Haha might be a good idea.
But for the record, I wasn’t <>that<> drunk. Just tipsy enough to think “wow, good deal, and I sorta want it, so I’ll impulse-buy it and write a funny message that I hope I won’t remember writing later.”
I did remember but it was still funny. God I’m hilarious.
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Haha might be a good idea.But for the record, I wasn’t that drunk. Just tipsy enough to think “wow, good deal, and I sorta want it, so I’ll impulse-buy it and write a funny message that I hope I won’t remember writing later.”I did remember but it was still funny. God I’m hilarious.
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Just imagine what the people at the Amazon warehouse thought when they printed it off.
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Just imagine what the people at the Amazon warehouse thought when they printed it off.
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