Category: movies / music / tv

  • I Wanna Do Bad Things With You

    Yesterday I got a notice in my mail saying I had a package to pick up. I went to Canada Post, and was handed a large box from Amazon, marked as a gift. What could it be? A surprise present from a secret admirer trying to win my affections? I eagerly tore it open. It’s….well,…

  • The Dark Crystal

    I have loved The Dark Crystal for as long as I can remember. It’s probably one of the first movies I saw that really had an impact on me. Rewatching it, I can still see why. The plot isn’t the most original, but it’s a dark tale that’s taken so damn seriously that you can’t…

  • If I Had a Million Dollars, Part Two

    I had a dream last night that I came home and found a wooden pole staked into the front lawn of my house, and tied to this pole was a notice that I had won $450 in the lottery. When I woke up, I heard on the radio that Lotto 6/49 is up to 32…