Category: dating and pathetic crushes

  • Matthew Good and Mother Mother Live at Centennial Hall, London Ontario

    Yesterday, I had the good fortune of winning free tickets to the Matt Good show, courtesy of @London_events on Twitter. After walking to the London Free Press Building to pick them up, then to near Masonville after that, I was exhausted and kinda worried about falling asleep. But the music was so damn good that…

  • Wonders Never Cease

    So it’s a pretty embarrassing blotch in my otherwise perfect life, but I share a birthday with Mel Gibson. However, this minor tragedy is alleviated by also sharing a birthday with: Sergio Fucking Leone John Paul Fucking Jones J.R.R. Fucking Tolkein And I just found this out today, but also with: WINNIE FUCKING COOPER You…

  • Why You Shouldn’t Date or Hire Michael Bolton

    So I’ve had the Michael Bolton song Said I Loved You But I Lied stuck in my head for a week (mostly thanks to EvilFlu). This has given me some time to analyze the lyrics. Here is the song’s big twist (SPOILER ALERT): Said I loved you but I lied‘Cause this is more than love…