So it’s a pretty embarrassing blotch in my otherwise perfect life, but I share a birthday with Mel Gibson.
However, this minor tragedy is alleviated by also sharing a birthday with:
- Sergio Fucking Leone
- John Paul Fucking Jones
- J.R.R. Fucking Tolkein
And I just found this out today, but also with:
- WINNIE FUCKING COOPER
You know? From The Wonder Years?
Wait, let’s zoom out on that Google image search …
Holy crap! Winnie Cooper got hot!
Maybe if I send enough creepy letters and Wonder Years fan fiction, she’ll, you know, be with me.
Oh crap! DAMN YOU GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH!
P.P.S. It’s not my birthday today. I just think about it a lot because I am terrified of turning 30.
P.P.P.S. Danica McKellar is actually an awesome person, who now writes books encouraging young girls to get into mathematics. So she’s got brains and heart in addition to good looks.