I Wanna Do Bad Things With You

Yesterday I got a notice in my mail saying I had a package to pick up. I went to Canada Post, and was handed a large box from Amazon, marked as a gift. What could it be? A surprise present from a secret admirer trying to win my affections? I eagerly tore it open.

It’s….well, it appears to be a box of seven young-adult urban fantasy novels. Who would send me such a thing?

DAMN YOU PAST SELF!!!


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20 responses to “I Wanna Do Bad Things With You”

  1. Anonymous Avatar
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    Dude, that’s hilarious and awful and I want to make fun of you so badly… But can I borrow those sometime…?
    Dan

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    Anonymous

    Dude, that’s hilarious and awful and I want to make fun of you so badly… But can I borrow those sometime…?Dan

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  3. Jen Avatar

    ^^^
    I think he means hilarious and amazing. Your drunk self should probably browse amazon more often.

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    ^^^I think he means hilarious and amazing. Your drunk self should probably browse amazon more often.

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  5. Phronk Avatar

    Dan: Seeing as how I have a half-dozen borrowed books of yours on my shelves, I guess I can’t say no.

    Jen: Hehe, I don’t think my sober self could afford much more of it.

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    Dan: Seeing as how I have a half-dozen borrowed books of yours on my shelves, I guess I can’t say no.Jen: Hehe, I don’t think my sober self could afford much more of it.

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  7. tornwordo Avatar

    Too funny.

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    Too funny.

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  9. Jennifer Avatar

    I’ve heard those are good..but I didn’t realize they were YA.

    Question – are YA writers getting better, or adults stupider?

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    I’ve heard those are good..but I didn’t realize they were YA.Question – are YA writers getting better, or adults stupider?

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  11. Phronk Avatar

    I’ve seen them classified as YA. But if the show is any indication, the sex and violence would put more emphasis on the A than the Y.

    Haha and good question. There’s probably just <>more<> YA lately, so more good authors, and more adults flocking to it.

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    I’ve seen them classified as YA. But if the show is any indication, the sex and violence would put more emphasis on the A than the Y.Haha and good question. There’s probably just more YA lately, so more good authors, and more adults flocking to it.

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  13. Jack Avatar

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
    Oh… I watch that show.

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    Anonymous

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!Oh… I watch that show.

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  15. Steve Avatar

    I'm impressed you were able to place an online order while that drunk. Are we going to have to put a breathelyzer device on your keyboard & mouse?

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    I'm impressed you were able to place an online order while that drunk. Are we going to have to put a breathelyzer device on your keyboard & mouse?

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  17. Phronk Avatar

    Haha might be a good idea.

    But for the record, I wasn’t <>that<> drunk. Just tipsy enough to think “wow, good deal, and I sorta want it, so I’ll impulse-buy it and write a funny message that I hope I won’t remember writing later.”

    I did remember but it was still funny. God I’m hilarious.

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    Haha might be a good idea.But for the record, I wasn’t that drunk. Just tipsy enough to think “wow, good deal, and I sorta want it, so I’ll impulse-buy it and write a funny message that I hope I won’t remember writing later.”I did remember but it was still funny. God I’m hilarious.

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  19. Steve Avatar

    Just imagine what the people at the Amazon warehouse thought when they printed it off.

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    Just imagine what the people at the Amazon warehouse thought when they printed it off.

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