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  • Why You Shouldn’t Date or Hire Michael Bolton

    So I’ve had the Michael Bolton song Said I Loved You But I Lied stuck in my head for a week (mostly thanks to EvilFlu). This has given me some time to analyze the lyrics. Here is the song’s big twist (SPOILER ALERT): Said I loved you but I lied‘Cause this is more than love…

  • NaNoWriMo 2009

    Hello blog. I am, once again, participating in NaNoWriMo, a.k.a. November, a.k.a. the month in which people try to write an entire novel. I’ll still blog, but not as much, and it will probably suck, since I only have a finite supply of creativity juice and all that will be left for here is the…

  • A Fuck You to PlayTV Canada

    UPDATE (Dec. 5 2009): There is some fruitful discussion of this scam going on over at, um, “another blog”: See Play TV Canada is a Scam and Play TV Canada Has No Legs. I see this “show” on sometimes when I flip on the TV before bed, and I can’t turn away. It’s the most…

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