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Do What You Do – Down On Me
Here is a list of things that are way funnier if done while crying: Eating. Exercising to workout videos from the 80s. Writing “LOL” on your ex’s Facebook wall. Giving a lap dance (obvs.) Receiving oral sex. fjlk’;safd
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Wonders Never Cease
So it’s a pretty embarrassing blotch in my otherwise perfect life, but I share a birthday with Mel Gibson. However, this minor tragedy is alleviated by also sharing a birthday with: Sergio Fucking Leone John Paul Fucking Jones J.R.R. Fucking Tolkein And I just found this out today, but also with: WINNIE FUCKING COOPER You…
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One Letter Off Movies and Unseen Prequels
I admit, I kinda love these little Twitter hash tag memes that pop up now and again. In case you’ve been living under The Rock, it works like so: on Twitter, when people want to make their posts part of an easily-searchable group, they tag them with a hash tag. That’s just a word preceded…
I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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