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Sixty Nine Reasons to Avoid Tall, Dark and Handsome
Girls often say they want a guy who is tall, dark, and handsome. Handsome I get, obviously. Dark? Yeah, I definitely understand dark. But tall? Why tall? It’s not like height automatically fulfills that “I’m a tiny girl and I need a big strong man to protect me from tigers and serial killers and serial…
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Werewolves Versus Plastinates
Look at this lovely package I got from Amazon the other day: I was not expecting the beautiful embossed tin packaging. And I wasn’t entirely sure which movies would be included. When you see the words “Howling Trilogy”, you’d usually make a few assumptions. You’d assume that there are only three movies in the series.…
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XXXMas
Did it ever occur to you that Christianity is mostly based on a woman trying to hide how slutty she was? “Mary! What the fuck!” “No seriously, I’m a virgin. It’s…it’s a miracle?” Then, two thousand and ten years later, we have a pope who doesn’t believe in birth control.
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