XXXMas

Did it ever occur to you that Christianity is mostly based on a woman trying to hide how slutty she was?

“Mary! What the fuck!”

“No seriously, I’m a virgin. It’s…it’s a miracle?”

Then, two thousand and ten years later, we have a pope who doesn’t believe in birth control.


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9 responses to “XXXMas”

  1. Tatiana Avatar

    But he believes in aliens! That makes it all better, right?

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  2. katrocket Avatar

    This post is a lot less XXX-y than its promising title. Nice touch with the cussing Christians, though. Good save.

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  3. Phronk Avatar

    Tatiana: Hehe, well, I guess it's a step in the right direction.

    Katrocket: I'm sorry. I will write something truly XXX soon, just for you.

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  4. Hey Lady! Avatar

    Hmmm got to say, usually you're more creative then this. Comedians have been using that material for decades.

    I did like the title.

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  5. Phronk Avatar

    True. I thought the Facebook pic and pope connection made it worth posting anyway though. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  6. Hey Lady! Avatar

    Fair enough, I will give you the Facebook thing, that was awesome. I'm sure there is a huge amount of equally awesome Facebook posts, which, judging from your dating site posts, could be something you could write really hilariously about, I'm just saying…

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  7. Phronk Avatar

    Hehe, the problem with that is that I'd be making fun of all my friends, which would probably put a strain on our relationship. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Plus, Lamebook already exists.

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  8. nursemyra Avatar

    Ha! Come The Rapture and you won't be going anywhere buddy ๐Ÿ™‚

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  9. Phronk Avatar

    Aww I don't even get to go to hell? BORING.

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