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  • Redesign of Phronk.com

    It’s been a while since I’ve changed the look of this blog, and the Christmas lights were getting a little old, so welcome to the new Phronk.com. Blogger has some nice new tools for customizing blogs, but I still had to learn the entire language of CSS in one night to get these fancy transparent…

  • Abortion

    I’m posting this for Women’s Writes, which Shine co-created and explains like so: “We’re thinking that it would be really awesome if, on April 5, 2010, we all posted on issues that affect women.” So let’s talk about abortion. This is a sensitive and divisive issue, but one that I have no strong opinions about.…

  • The Horrors of Internet Dating, Volume 6

    I got this message a while ago: So mysterious! Is “garte” even better than great? What exactly does “hi sexie tattoosit” mean? Nothing is more alluring than mystery, so I clicked to see her profile. RELEASE THE CRAKING. First we get what she doesn’t want. Fair enough. A few spelling problems there, but I don’t…

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