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  • The Horrors of Internet Dating, Volume 6

    I got this message a while ago: So mysterious! Is “garte” even better than great? What exactly does “hi sexie tattoosit” mean? Nothing is more alluring than mystery, so I clicked to see her profile. RELEASE THE CRAKING. First we get what she doesn’t want. Fair enough. A few spelling problems there, but I don’t…

  • Epiphanty

    So you guys. I’ve come to the relaization that the only time I really have to bolg is late at night when I come home and I’m kinda tipsy and I’m still pretty wired and can’t go tto sleep. Other times I jsut have so much shit to work on, that bolgoing becomes second fiddle,…

  • On Ann Coulter, Tolerance, and the Subjectivity of Morality

    Ann Coulter, the conservative political commentator from the U.S., recently made a visit to Canada. First she visited my fine school, UWO, to talk then avoid questions and make a few racial slurs. Then she tried to talk at Ottawa, but backed down when she discovered a shocking truth: people here don’t really like her.…

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