A blog and other information about the person known as Phronk online.

  • Fuckin Science. How Does That Work?

    You’ve probably seen this: The take-home message seems to be that people should just enjoy “miracles” like trees, dirt, and cell-phone-eating pelicans (?) without questioning them. These lines in particular reveal where ICP is coming from: Fucking magnets, how do they work?And I don’t wanna talk to a scientistY’all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed…

  • Indian Hot (Feeling a Draft, Volume 1)

    For every few blog posts that I actually, uh, post, there is a post that I start writing, then get bored or distracted, so I abandon it. I post-date these posts a few months or a year ahead, so I see them at the top of my list of posts and don’t forget about them, then save…

  • Konzo

    A few important things: Phronk.com is a real web site now! All the URLs around here now start with “phronk.com” rather than “phronko.blogspot.com”, which never really made sense, and nobody took me seriously, and I cried about it a lot. NO MORE. However, this has caused a bunch of comments to be lost. I guess…

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