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At the Gym, Volume 5
Yesterday, a guy beside me in the gym’s change room had a bad case of dumbface. In case you don’t know, dumbface is when a person perpetually looks like there is nothing going on in their brain. Eyes too close together, stupid hair, and a mouth always slightly open are just a few contributions to…
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The Horrors Delights of Internet Dating, Volume 7
Not everyone on internet dating sites is deeply flawed (since I’m on them AMIRIGHT?CRICKETSETC). So this time, instead of making fun of poor people’s grammar, I’m going to highlight some profiles that are sort of awesome. (As usual, you might have to click to embiggen [that’s what she said {?}]) First, not everyone is on…
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How to Become a Good Housewife
You’d think that being single for a long time would make a guy more stereotypically masculine. Wanting to fuck anything that moves, losing respect for women, becoming a slob, that sort of thing. However, for me at least, being single for a while (over a year and a half, you guys) has had some opposite…
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