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GTM: Part Three
(In reference to THIS and THIS.) Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is now rated “Adults Only”, for the reasons I mentioned earlier. I will repeat that I don’t see how anybody in their right mind can make sense of this. I guess it’s just a case of blindly following outdated rules: “violence = mature, sex…
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[Insert Witty Title About Being Beamed Up]
Scotty is dead. I’ve never been very into Star Trek, but it always sucks when an important figure in pop culture dies. James Doohan was actually a pretty cool guy, outside of being Scotty. First of all, he’s Canadian, which is neat. He was also part of the Canadian army, and he was there on…
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Drunkennesssess
From the perspective of someone who is totally fucking drunk…my new years resolution….even tgough it’s not new years….although it’s kinda half-new-years….is to….get….totally fucking drukn….more….often.

I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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