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  • On Strike

    I just figured out discovered how to cross stuff out so now I will never always write everything that comes into my head without editing anything as I type because I can always just cross it out later yoda. Today was such a busy day that I wanted to kill myself and spit on my…

  • The Cowboy Menace

    I have noticed a growing cowboy problem in London as of late. Last night I went to Downtown Kathy Brown’s * , and it seemed like half of the people there were wearing cowboy hats. What the hell? And a few nights earlier, we were getting into our brand new car, when we were accosted…

  • Shiny

    I don’t normally just post links to stuff, but this is one of the best things I’ve ever seen. It’s better if I don’t say anything. Just watch it: The Shining. That’s the best one, but there are also these: West Side Story Titanic Enjoy!

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