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Happy Halloween
Happy Halloween everybody! Since it is difficult to give out candy over the internet, I have a few Halloween presents for you in the form of links to fun stuff. First of all, click here to see Jessica Alba completely naked (warning: links from that site may contain porn). Enjoy, boys and lesbians. * Second,…
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More Fun With Owls
Now, whenever somebody says something that they think is funny, but actually is not funny, I will think of this owl. Soon my thoughts will consist entirely of text plastered over pictures of owls.
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I'm Going Insane. O RLY?
I hate it when stupid internet stuff gets stuck in my head. For example, lately whenever someone says “oh really?”, or I find myself saying it, this image pops into my head: This has been posted all over the internet. It’s not really funny…it barely even makes sense (but see here for a bit of…

I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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