A blog and other information about the person known as Phronk online.

  • You're The Man Now, Dog

    I’ve noticed that in the last few days, a few hundred people have come to this site searching for “O RLY” in Google. So, welcome, I guess. I hope you found what you were looking for. While I’m on the topic of stupid internet stuff that makes no sense but is funny anyway, I just…

  • You’re The Man Now, Dog

    I’ve noticed that in the last few days, a few hundred people have come to this site searching for “O RLY” in Google. So, welcome, I guess. I hope you found what you were looking for. While I’m on the topic of stupid internet stuff that makes no sense but is funny anyway, I just…

  • Goldsberry the Deer Slayer

    Check out this story about this dude, Wayne Goldsberry, who engaged in an epic battle with a deer, finally managing to snap its neck with his bare hands while standing in a pool of its blood. Now, the deer had broken into his house, so it’s not like he went hunting in the forest and…

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