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You’re The Man Now, Dog
I’ve noticed that in the last few days, a few hundred people have come to this site searching for “O RLY” in Google. So, welcome, I guess. I hope you found what you were looking for. While I’m on the topic of stupid internet stuff that makes no sense but is funny anyway, I just…
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Goldsberry the Deer Slayer
Check out this story about this dude, Wayne Goldsberry, who engaged in an epic battle with a deer, finally managing to snap its neck with his bare hands while standing in a pool of its blood. Now, the deer had broken into his house, so it’s not like he went hunting in the forest and…
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Site Update: Ad Removal, Other Stuff
I’ve removed the crappy Rogers-Geocities ad from this site! You probably never noticed it, but it was the ugly thing hanging out there in the upper right, never really showing ads but just taking up space and getting in the way. Now I have shiny new ads right above the latest post. These should display…

I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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