A blog and other information about the person known as Phronk online.

  • Fish Porn

    I was looking through recent search terms entered to find phronk.com, and noticed that someone who searched for “erotic little mermaid fiction” found my site. Fair enough…I’ve written before about how Ariel is pretty hot for a cartoon (which is why my site came up). But then I inadvertently clicked on one of the other…

  • Other Blog and Photo Gallery Updated

    My other blog has been updated with some beautiful pictures. Also, the link to the Photo Gallery over on the sidebar there now actually goes to a gallery of photographs, rather than all the pics used on this web site. Yum yum, lots of pictures.

  • You're The Man Now, Dog

    I’ve noticed that in the last few days, a few hundred people have come to this site searching for “O RLY” in Google. So, welcome, I guess. I hope you found what you were looking for. While I’m on the topic of stupid internet stuff that makes no sense but is funny anyway, I just…

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