A blog and other information about the person known as Phronk online.

  • Stillborn Spud

    V and I were browsing Ebay for weird stuff today, and came across this potato that looks like a fetus, which they call the “Right to Life Sweet Potato”. Strangely, this disgusting veggie doesn’t exactly inspire me to rally against abortion. If anything, there should be less creepy fetus things in the world. Still, I…

  • Fish Porn

    I was looking through recent search terms entered to find phronk.com, and noticed that someone who searched for “erotic little mermaid fiction” found my site. Fair enough…I’ve written before about how Ariel is pretty hot for a cartoon (which is why my site came up). But then I inadvertently clicked on one of the other…

  • Other Blog and Photo Gallery Updated

    My other blog has been updated with some beautiful pictures. Also, the link to the Photo Gallery over on the sidebar there now actually goes to a gallery of photographs, rather than all the pics used on this web site. Yum yum, lots of pictures.

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