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Smart? (Part 6: The Finale)
(Part 1)(Part 2)(Part 3)(Part 4)(Part 5) Artist’s rendition of our smart car, if it were covered in snow, and I were a woman. Lately, the #1 question asked about our smart car is “how does it handle in the snow?” The answer is “the same as any other car, dumbass.” I really found out how…
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Clerk Jump Kicks Thief
Check out this story about a clerk with six black belts who karate kicked a would-be robber right out of his store (literally). Then he whipped out his cell phone and took a picture of the guy’s license plate. Be sure to watch the video. My favourite quotes: “I didn’t want to hurt him, but…
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Smart? (Part 5: The Case of the Harmful Halitosis)
(Read Part One first)(Then Part Two)(Part Three)(And Part Four) Today, I went out to drop off some movies (Fantastic Four and Mr & Mrs Smith…both OK but not great movies). On the way home, I noticed a wonderous sight at the corner of Oxford and Wonderland. There was a castle there which had not been…

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