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Santa: Scarier Than Clowns
Here is a beautiful gallery of kids being scared by Santa. I think I’d be crying too if I was on some of those Santas’ laps…some are way too skinny to be Santa, and some just look like serial killers. But my favourite one is below, where Santa is just as scared of the kids…
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Pacifism
I’ve decided that instead of killing Tom Hanks, I’ll just post a really bad picture of him. Take that, Hanks.
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Smart? (Part 6: The Finale)
(Part 1)(Part 2)(Part 3)(Part 4)(Part 5) Artist’s rendition of our smart car, if it were covered in snow, and I were a woman. Lately, the #1 question asked about our smart car is “how does it handle in the snow?” The answer is “the same as any other car, dumbass.” I really found out how…
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