A blog and other information about the person known as Phronk online.

  • Happy New Year

    I just want to wish everybody reading this a happy new year, and I hope you all had a wonderful holiday. Even the nasty person who left a mean comment in my last post. I hope that the next year is happy and healthy for all of you. Here are my new year resolutions: Read…

  • Santa: Scarier Than Clowns

    Here is a beautiful gallery of kids being scared by Santa. I think I’d be crying too if I was on some of those Santas’ laps…some are way too skinny to be Santa, and some just look like serial killers. But my favourite one is below, where Santa is just as scared of the kids…

  • Pacifism

    I’ve decided that instead of killing Tom Hanks, I’ll just post a really bad picture of him. Take that, Hanks.

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