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420
I almost forgot, it’s April 20th! The day when everybody celebrates marijuana! Hooray for marijuana, and happy 420! Did you know that the origin of the number 420 being associated with pot comes from a story by H.P. Lovecraft? In Within The Walls of Eryx, he wrote: “My route must have been far from straight,…
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Spiffy Iffy Shitty, Volume 3
Spiffy: The sound of chainsaws outside in the morning. For some reason, it’s just a nice relaxing summery sound to me. It reminds me of happy things like trees, the smell of freshly cut wood, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I guess the latter is only happy for horror movie fans. Iffy: Phantom cell phone…
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Cats and Dogs
Today was two days after Easter, and that means it’s CHEAP CHOCOLATE DAY! I moseyed on over to Zellers, and to my delight all their Easter chocolate was a full 50% off. I loaded up two bags worth of the stuff. It will probably be gone in two days, and I’ll be 20 pounds heavier,…

I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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