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Spiffy Iffy Shitty, Volume 3
Spiffy: The sound of chainsaws outside in the morning. For some reason, it’s just a nice relaxing summery sound to me. It reminds me of happy things like trees, the smell of freshly cut wood, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I guess the latter is only happy for horror movie fans. Iffy: Phantom cell phone…
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Cats and Dogs
Today was two days after Easter, and that means it’s CHEAP CHOCOLATE DAY! I moseyed on over to Zellers, and to my delight all their Easter chocolate was a full 50% off. I loaded up two bags worth of the stuff. It will probably be gone in two days, and I’ll be 20 pounds heavier,…
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Happy Joy Sunshine
I wrote almost exactly two years ago about how the best weather occurs during the first few warm days of the year, when it’s been crappy and cold out, then suddenly warm. Today was one of those days. I wonder if this principle applies to other areas of life. If we ate crappy food for…
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