A blog and other information about the person known as Phronk online.

  • Ugly Toilet Cake

    My friends and I have a tradition of baking ugly cakes. Often, when there is an event to celebrate such as a birthday, we will bake such a cake to commemorate it. They are all edible, but have something about them which qualifies them as “ugly”. Past examples include a cake with a log cabin…

  • Wikid

    Hey look, I have an entry in Wikipedia! Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem to be in English. I have no idea what it’s about, or if it’s a real page, or what. Hmmm.

  • One Hundred Original Ideas for Horror Movies (#1 – 5)

    A while ago, I was lamenting the abundance of horror remakes, and the lack of original ideas. I wrote that I could think of 100 creative ideas for horror movies. Lately, I’ve been wondering if I was just talking out of my ass, or if I could actually come up with 100 ideas. I say…

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