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Count Chocula & Friends
When most people think of Count Chocula, they think of a sugary kid’s cereal with loads of calories that will rot your teeth and make you fat. However, I’ve uncovered some startling new evidence that may…um, startle you. Let’s look at the Count’s nutritional information. In one cup, we’ve got 120 calories, 1.5 g of…
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Count Chocula & Friends
When most people think of Count Chocula, they think of a sugary kid’s cereal with loads of calories that will rot your teeth and make you fat. However, I’ve uncovered some startling new evidence that may…um, startle you. Let’s look at the Count’s nutritional information. In one cup, we’ve got 120 calories, 1.5 g of…
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My Eyes Hurt
Random things to say: I grew some new facial hair. It’s a goatee (according to this guide). V hates it but I like it and so do some other people. So I’ll keep it until V complains some more and I go back to the stubble and/or line-beard look. I thought I ran the last…

I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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