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Parking Meter Debauchery
I was walking around campus today, and came across one of those concrete slabs that divide parking lots. I tried to be really cool by hopping up the slanty slide of it and jumping off, landing on the other side. I pulled off the sick maneuver, but then I imagined myself tripping and falling over…
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Good Dog
Today I was pondering the universe, and I was like, I wish there was some techno music to go along with this pondering, but then I thought, no, not just techno music, but techno music with lasers, because lasers go perfectly with techno, and what goes perfectly with both techno and lasers? Dogs. Yeah, I…
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I Am So Pissed Off
I came across an excellent little game which you simply must play. The Urinal Game tests your knowledge of awkward urinal situations. This only directly applies to males, but you girls may want to play too just to see the deep philosophical questions us guys have to deal with every time we go to the…
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