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I Got Smacked
I got “smacked” by I Talk Too Much, a blog which reviews other blogs, usually with brutal honesty. Welcome everyone who’s coming here from there. The reviewer, Merciless Minx, had a few understandable problems with my template, like the ugly carrot-diarrhea color to the right. Hey, when I put up the new colours, I did…
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Jesus Crustacean
The weekend was quite fun. The booze party was a success. If I blew the blood alcohol level I did during the party while driving, I’d be arrested for driving while dead. I guess when you don’t rinse with water before blowing, you can get up to levels that should be lethal. I spent the…
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Sports are Gay
I’m usually not at all into sports, but I just had to tune in to see Italy prove, through soccer, that they are genetically superior to every other race. It was very sad to see our weakness exposed, though, when Zidane headbutted some Italian player in the chest, sending him flying. It was also one…
I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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