I came across an excellent little game which you simply must play. The Urinal Game tests your knowledge of awkward urinal situations. This only directly applies to males, but you girls may want to play too just to see the deep philosophical questions us guys have to deal with every time we go to the bar. They start easy but get tough quick; I ended up getting two wrong. 😦
Speaking of pee, I just tried looking up whether “breaking the seal” (i.e. while drinking, after the first pee, you will have to pee every few minutes therafter) is a real phenomenon or not, with no luck. I have a feeling it’s just a timing thing. If you’ve been drinking a while, then your bladder gets all full and irritated, and it wants to pee many times over. Holding in that first pee will probably do no good, because it’s not the first pee that causes subsequent pees, but simply the fact that you’ve been drinking for so long.
Anyone know anything about this? Have Mythbusters ever busted the seal?
Oh, and please, wash your hands. Sheesh.
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I can prob’ly drink ’bout 6 beers or even more without headin’ toda mug the first time..then, it’s the floodgates…Ya gotta figger yer theory’s right tho’… The good news?…Think of all da wimmin’ ya might notta met if ya wouldn’ta got up ta whizz….
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I can prob’ly drink ’bout 6 beers or even more without headin’ toda mug the first time..then, it’s the floodgates…Ya gotta figger yer theory’s right tho’… The good news?…Think of all da wimmin’ ya might notta met if ya wouldn’ta got up ta whizz….
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I am observant and noticed the pee colour of this post. it’s the little things that show you care that make you famous. the little things.It might be in my head just cause I have been hearing about this seal thing ever since I started drinking, but it seems to be the case… even for girls. But you’re the psychologist. You tell me.
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I am observant and noticed the pee colour of this post. it’s the little things that show you care that make you famous. the little things.It might be in my head just cause I have been hearing about this seal thing ever since I started drinking, but it seems to be the case… even for girls. But you’re the psychologist. You tell me.
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Yellow text, eh?“Breaking the Seal” actually happens to me all the time in work. It’s really annoying especially when you’re on the phone.
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Yellow text, eh?”Breaking the Seal” actually happens to me all the time in work. It’s really annoying especially when you’re on the phone.
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At work?! It’s strickly a beer thing, isn’t it.
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At work?! It’s strickly a beer thing, isn’t it.
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I don’t think urine and carrot-diarrhea go together very well.
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I don’t think urine and carrot-diarrhea go together very well.
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I don’t know about all that, but Mythbusters did do a show about weather you could be electrocuted via your pee stream…I think they busted it.
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I don’t know about all that, but Mythbusters did do a show about weather you could be electrocuted via your pee stream…I think they busted it.
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Ew… I feel dirty reading your “pee colored” post.
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Ew… I feel dirty reading your “pee colored” post.
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Strange as it seems being at the crowded casino this weekend made me think of the urinal game… haven’t seen it around for years! I only got 1 wrong
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Strange as it seems being at the crowded casino this weekend made me think of the urinal game… haven’t seen it around for years! I only got 1 wrong
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guys should wash more than girls, since they hold their penis. we just squat and wipe with kleenex, not quite as unsanitary, and yet most guys i know don’t bother washing and most girls do…..hmmmmmm…..interesting.
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guys should wash more than girls, since they hold their penis. we just squat and wipe with kleenex, not quite as unsanitary, and yet most guys i know don’t bother washing and most girls do…..hmmmmmm…..interesting.
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Breaking the seal is no myth. Believe me. It takes a long time for me to break the seal but once it’s done, it’s done. Mitz – Girls are just dirtier so they should wash more. Ask Jason.
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Breaking the seal is no myth. Believe me. It takes a long time for me to break the seal but once it’s done, it’s done. Mitz – Girls are just dirtier so they should wash more. Ask Jason.
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Mitz is correct. Nevertheless, I don’t want HepB., so could everyone just wash at the sink?!
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Mitz is correct. Nevertheless, I don’t want HepB., so could everyone just wash at the sink?!
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Stevo: True! Bathroom breaks provide lots of room for social goodness.Sarah & Shora & Jason: Yeah, I was going for the “there’s pee in my eyes” look.Ade & Salem: Doesn’t everyone drink beer at work? The human brain doesn’t function without alcohol. That’s science.Holy: Sweet. Now I can break the seal next time I’m drinking near electric fences.Tank: Congrats. I would be honoured to meet you in a bathroom.Mitzee & YJA & AG: I dunno. Wiping pee directly from the pee hole seems messier than holding the wee-wee further up the shaft. Although, at a urinal, there is some degree of splash-back, so both genders are sure to have some urinal contamination. So yeah, we should all just wash our hands.It’s scary how many dudes don’t, though.
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Stevo: True! Bathroom breaks provide lots of room for social goodness.Sarah & Shora & Jason: Yeah, I was going for the “there’s pee in my eyes” look.Ade & Salem: Doesn’t everyone drink beer at work? The human brain doesn’t function without alcohol. That’s science.Holy: Sweet. Now I can break the seal next time I’m drinking near electric fences.Tank: Congrats. I would be honoured to meet you in a bathroom.Mitzee & YJA & AG: I dunno. Wiping pee directly from the pee hole seems messier than holding the wee-wee further up the shaft. Although, at a urinal, there is some degree of splash-back, so both genders are sure to have some urinal contamination. So yeah, we should all just wash our hands.It’s scary how many dudes don’t, though.
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Hey, women have the same phenom. about once you pee, you gotta pee all damn night…but i’ve never thought about it as “breaking the seal” hmmmm, going now to ponder..
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Hey, women have the same phenom. about once you pee, you gotta pee all damn night…but i’ve never thought about it as “breaking the seal” hmmmm, going now to ponder..
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Since we’re on the topic of urination and electric fences, I’m reminded of some excellent song lyrics from The Ren & Stimpy Show:<>Don’t Whiz on the Electric Fence<><>When nature’s callin’Don’t be stallin’Use your common senseBefore you let it flowFind a place to goJust don’t whiz on the electric fenceIf you’re gonna explodeYou can use the commodeOf igloos, cave dwellings or tentsNo need to explain when you gotta drainJust don’t whiz on the electric fenceYou can swizzle on the sofaPiddle in the airTinkle in the toilet(That’s why it is there)You can let it rainIn the breakdown laneWhile waving at ladies and gentsJust don’t whiz on…Don’t whiz on…Don’t whiz on the electric fenceNo! No! No! No! Wiiiiizzzzz!laughing(electric sounds)<>*Sigh.* Cartoons were better then….
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Since we’re on the topic of urination and electric fences, I’m reminded of some excellent song lyrics from The Ren & Stimpy Show:Don’t Whiz on the Electric FenceWhen nature’s callin’Don’t be stallin’Use your common senseBefore you let it flowFind a place to goJust don’t whiz on the electric fenceIf you’re gonna explodeYou can use the commodeOf igloos, cave dwellings or tentsNo need to explain when you gotta drainJust don’t whiz on the electric fenceYou can swizzle on the sofaPiddle in the airTinkle in the toilet(That’s why it is there)You can let it rainIn the breakdown laneWhile waving at ladies and gentsJust don’t whiz on…Don’t whiz on…Don’t whiz on the electric fenceNo! No! No! No! Wiiiiizzzzz!laughing(electric sounds)Sigh. Cartoons were better then….
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wow, you topped it off with the yellow text. I admit, I have played the urinal game – needless to say, it was all news to me.
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wow, you topped it off with the yellow text. I admit, I have played the urinal game – needless to say, it was all news to me.
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Breaking the seal is no yth…pure fact…Girlz should wash ALL the time…grosss…I hate to use ANY public restroom. Sober or Drunk.[shivers]LOL at the quiz…
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Breaking the seal is no yth…pure fact…Girlz should wash ALL the time…grosss…I hate to use ANY public restroom. Sober or Drunk.[shivers]LOL at the quiz…
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