A blog and other information about the person known as Phronk online.
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New Header
I changed my header (the thing above where it says Phronk.com) slightly. The rat-monkey-squirrels have changed into my brain. It makes more sense, because it’s beside the zombies, and zombies eat brains, not rat-squirrel-monkeys. It actually is my brain. I figure I can remain anonymous here, since most people are unlikely to recognize me by…
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Never Forget
Here are four of my earliest memories from childhood: In elementary school, we used to have classes where we learned about drugs, and how to not do them (anyone remember Safety Kids?). After one of these classes, I remember going out for recess with my friends, and finding a suspicious mass on the ground. It…
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Amazing Trick
Just watch this. It’ll change your life ‘n shit.
I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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