I changed my header (the thing above where it says Phronk.com) slightly. The rat-monkey-squirrels have changed into my brain. It makes more sense, because it’s beside the zombies, and zombies eat brains, not rat-squirrel-monkeys.
It actually is my brain. I figure I can remain anonymous here, since most people are unlikely to recognize me by the inside of my brain.
Note the squished cerebellum. This is what a normal cerebellum looks like:
Mine is squished. Here is what Wikipedia says about cerebellum problems:
Recent brain imaging studies using functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI) show that the cerebellum is important for language processing, selective attention and smooth, co-ordinated movement. Subsequently, patients with cerebellar dysfunction experience problems in speech, walking and balance, and accurate hand and arm movement. The clinical features of a cerebellar lesion can be remembered by using the acronym “DANISH”:
* D – dysdiadochokinesia (inability to perform rapidly alternating movements)
* A – ataxia (with a broad-based gait)
* N – nystagmus (with the fast stroke pointing towards the side of the lesion)
* I – intention tremor
* S – staccato, slurred speech
* H – hypotonia
So next time I have trouble focusing on one thing at a time, or trouble doing…you know…doing talking…then I can just remember the cute pastry aconym…even though I don’t know what any of those words mean…and hey did anyone see the season finale of Lost? That was awesome.