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More fun facts for my new medical advice / food blog: Cheese is just carefully rotted milk. Honey is just bee vomit. So when people call other people “honey”, they’re really just calling them bee puke. So, you see, it really, really sucks to have someone to call “honey.” Really sucks. Rea-r-r-r….BAAAWWWWWW I’M SO ALONE
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A Skeptical Look at Yogurt
This is now a medical blog. I hate yogurt commercials. I’m not a big fan of yogurt itself either, aside from it being one of the funniest-sounding words in the English language. Yet, the other day, I went to pick up some groceries, I was really hungry, I wanted something healthy, and I was in…
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One Month Out
This is now an emo blog where I become very complainy and whine about my problems. As most people reading this know, my life is in a state of change right now. It’s been about a month since I got, for all intents and purposes, divorced. Now I’m living on my own and starting a…
I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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