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This One’s Not Worth the Effort
Woke up at 6:30 this morning to a fire alarm. Apparently there is someone who intentionally sets it off a few times a month. I knew there would have to be something wrong with this place. Spent most of the day being mopey and depressed because of various stuff. And being tired. No human should…
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Ugly Egg Cake
When I got back from studying in North Carolina for a few months, my awesome friends held a party to welcome me back. They also baked me a cake. It had an unusual shape; round, but tapering on one side more than the other. It was completely smooth and white. My friends insisted that I…
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More fun facts for my new medical advice / food blog: Cheese is just carefully rotted milk. Honey is just bee vomit. So when people call other people “honey”, they’re really just calling them bee puke. So, you see, it really, really sucks to have someone to call “honey.” Really sucks. Rea-r-r-r….BAAAWWWWWW I’M SO ALONE
I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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