More fun facts for my new medical advice / food blog:

  • Cheese is just carefully rotted milk.
  • Honey is just bee vomit.

So when people call other people “honey”, they’re really just calling them bee puke. So, you see, it really, really sucks to have someone to call “honey.” Really sucks.

Rea-r-r-r….BAAAWWWWWW I’M SO ALONE


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  1. KevBo Avatar

    I could go for a cheese wiz and honey sandwich right now.

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    Anonymous

    I could go for a cheese wiz and honey sandwich right now.

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  3. Harry J. Sachz Avatar

    That’s awesome! Never thought about it that way, but I guess you’re right. Cheese Wiz and honey sounds gross KevBo…

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    That’s awesome! Never thought about it that way, but I guess you’re right. Cheese Wiz and honey sounds gross KevBo…

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  5. Phronk Avatar

    Cheese Wiz is ok because it’s not actually cheese.With honey though? Yuck.

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    Cheese Wiz is ok because it’s not actually cheese.With honey though? Yuck.

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  7. Dead Robot Avatar

    I always felt milk is really phlem from another orifice.

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    I always felt milk is really phlem from another orifice.

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  9. Butchie Avatar

    You need a hooker.

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    You need a hooker.

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  11. sarah Avatar

    hahah at butchie. What are hookers in London Ontario like? Probably classy.

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    hahah at butchie. What are hookers in London Ontario like? Probably classy.

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  13. KevBo Avatar

    oh they are classy, sometimes they even offer to wash the sheets afterwards to get all their dirt off them. How nice of them.

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    Anonymous

    oh they are classy, sometimes they even offer to wash the sheets afterwards to get all their dirt off them. How nice of them.

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  15. Phronk Avatar

    Haha, yes, classy dirty hooker-maids will make all my problems go away.I don’t even know where you go to get hookers. Is there like a hooker store somewhere?

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    Haha, yes, classy dirty hooker-maids will make all my problems go away.I don’t even know where you go to get hookers. Is there like a hooker store somewhere?

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  17. KevBo Avatar

    well I know where the hooker boot store is, its right next to Solids, so I think that would be a good place to start looking.

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    Anonymous

    well I know where the hooker boot store is, its right next to Solids, so I think that would be a good place to start looking.

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