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He’ll Never Call
Here is another flyer I got in my mail: I’ve already written about my feelings toward Rogers Home Phone advertising ([SPOILER ALERT] it sucks). Now look what they put in my mailbox. Why are these people so happy about a phone? From their faces, they’re like OMFG A PHONE!!! OUR LIVES WERE SHIT BUT THIS…
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I'm Not Here to Make Friends
How to identify someone who is willing to be an asshole on television: It’s sad that I have seen most of these shows. 😦
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I’m Not Here to Make Friends
How to identify someone who is willing to be an asshole on television: It’s sad that I have seen most of these shows. 😦

I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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