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  • Why You Shouldn't Date or Hire Michael Bolton

    So I’ve had the Michael Bolton song Said I Loved You But I Lied stuck in my head for a week (mostly thanks to EvilFlu). This has given me some time to analyze the lyrics. Here is the song’s big twist (SPOILER ALERT): Said I loved you but I lied‘Cause this is more than love…

  • The Glass's Half Empty

    So there’s good news and there’s bad news. The good news it that I finally found those glasses I lost a few months ago. The bad news is that I found them in the washing machine. And they look like this: Ain’t those just the saddest little things you ever did see?

  • FML, Where the "L" Stands for Lasagna

    So let me tell you about my day. I woke up, took a shower, then tried to decide what shirt to wear. I was going to the gym later, so that had to factor that into my fashion choices. I came across my grey Alaska shirt, then thought to myself “you know, self, this is…