So there’s good news and there’s bad news.
The good news it that I finally found those glasses I lost a few months ago.
The bad news is that I found them in the washing machine.
And they look like this:
Ain’t those just the saddest little things you ever did see?
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Well, it's a good thing you didn't just say “These are my glasses.” … Cause then I would have thought yer head was sorta Jason Voorhees-like.
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This could be a good thing for the 1000 acts of kindness! Find someone with a crooked face cough my old neighbour cough and give them those glasses!!! Or you can fix them with tape. My mom did that before. She was nerd-tastic!
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I ran over my glasses with the van one time
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ummmm… maybe you can bend them back into shape??? eeee… i wear an extremely bent pair of glasses… and their not so bad!
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You should totally take a picture of them and post it on the internets.
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Wings: That gives me an idea for a Halloween costume…nerdy Jason Voorhees.EvilFlu & Carissa: I dunno if any amount of tape and bending can fix the left arm being half melted off. Having them just kinda hanging off my nose might be cool though..?Blondie: Ouch. That would probably be even worse.Jardo: I have taken your advice into consideration and complied.
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Once, my dad was a car accident victim for halloween. He tore up some clothes, added fake blood and twisted an old pair of glasses. Then he spent the night stumbling into bars. Ha.Anyhow, I am more concerned that you lost your glasses in the washing machine TWO MONTHS AGO and are just finding them now. Haven't done laundry in awhile? Stinky.
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those are sad… I haven't read your blog in more then a week, and I decide to come back and this is what I see?!?!? I'm all sad and depressed now, thanks dude.
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My initial thought was also “why the face has he not peered into his washing machine for two months?”So wtf Mike? :]
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Let me explain.They must have been in an unusual pocket of some pants or a sweater, which I didn't think to check. They may have gone through the wash a few times before falling out, hence the damage. I do laundry semi-regularly. Even though I hate it.P.S. Haha “why the face”. Modern Family rules.
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