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  • Stars and Other Monsters – A Novel by Phronk (Me), Out on June 13th

    I wrote a novel. I’ve decided to release it to the world on June 13th (the only Friday the 13th in 2014). It’s called Stars and Other Monsters, and it’s a horror novel about celebrities and vampires. Here is the cover: If you’ve been reading my blog, you might enjoy my novel. They are similar,…

  • Digital Headstones

    Whenever someone I love dies, I put an event for that day in my calendar and set it to repeat yearly. It’s like an electronic graveyard. Throughout the year I wander through it, stopping to reflect as I come across the digital headstones. There are only a few right now, but it will fill up…

  • "Shy at First Butt" – The Horrors of Internet Dating Volume 11

    Click for embiggening Welcome to another instalment of The Horrors of Internet Dating. I’ve been mostly single for a few months now, so I’m about ready to start filling the emptiness in my soul with browsing the seediest parts of the Internet and making questionable decisions. Let’s start positive, with some people who actually seem…