I wrote a novel. I’ve decided to release it to the world on June 13th (the only Friday the 13th in 2014). It’s called Stars and Other Monsters, and it’s a horror novel about celebrities and vampires. Here is the cover:

If you’ve been reading my blog, you might enjoy my novel. They are similar, in that I wrote both. So mark your calendar for June 13th and buy Stars and Other Monsters from Amazon, so that it climbs the charts and makes me famous.

More information about the book can be found on its Goodreads page, and I’ve given it its own little site at FuckVampires.com. Or, if you find that offensive, try ScrewVampires.com (but maybe you shouldn’t read the book or this blog).

I’ll be writing about Stars and Other Monsters quite a bit in the next few weeks, because I am excited about trying this whole publishing thing and sharing my not-bad creation with the world. Stay tuned.

P.S. Somehow FuckTwilight.com wasn’t taken either!

Update June 13: It’s out now! Buy it on Amazon:

Buying my book is the only way I can guarantee not cursing you on this Friday the 13th and night of a full moon.