Category: real life
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My Xbox 360, 2005 – 2007. RIP.
A dear friend of mine died on September 18th. I have had many good times with My Xbox 360, playing games, watching movies, and being called all sorts creative words for homosexuals and black people on Xbox Live. Other people said it wouldn’t work; they said that most Xbox 360s get sick and die within…
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Insomnia
Note: Post updated on Sept. 21, 8:10 p.m.. This is a true story: 09/17/2007: I wake up, check the clock. 2:00 a.m. I hear noises coming from the darkness outside of the bedroom. Tapping noises. I wait a minute, heart thumping deep, hoping it was my imagination. Willow begins to bark as it starts up…
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Food Logic Volume 5: Coffee + Maple Syrup
Premise 1: Pancakes go good with maple syrup.Premise 2: Pancakes are a breakfast food.Premise 3: Coffee is a breakfast food. Conclusion: Coffee goes good with maple syrup. OK I’m serious about this one. Sure, Starbucks and Second Cup have offered Maple Lattes before, but those use sugary fake syrup. Similarly, Aunt Jemima’s maple-tinted racist-stereotype-recommended corn…
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