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  • Leave Britney Alone

    I had a dream last night that I was Britney Spears’ ninja bodyguard. She had very tight security wherever she went. Even at the grocery store, there was a special platform put there for Britney Spears’s protection; spikes would come out of the platform if you pressed buttons on a nearby panel. When a group…

  • Dead Hamsters and Dead Leaves

    My Xbox 360 finally came back (after being sent off for surgery). Except it’s not my Xbox 360. It’s somebody else’s. Sure, this one works just fine, while mine didn’t, but it’s just not the same. I feel like the kid whose parents “accidentally” killed my hamster in an incident involving plastic tubing and saran…

  • We Got a New Camera

    So this is a photo-blog now. The camera is a Canon Powershot SD750 and it’s very nice. It can recognize human faces and focus on them, just like The Terminator. It has not, however, killed anybody or time traveled. Yet. I don’t like people much, though, so I only take pictures of dogs. Cuuuute! Cuuuuuuute!…