Category: real life
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I’m Not a Fan
You know how most bathrooms have a fan in the ceiling? Do those actually go anywhere? Or are they just there to make noise to cover up farts? It’s like, I’ve never done this, but in a public washroom, if your friend has to go make a loud poop, you can keep the hand dryer…
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The Advantages of Goldfish Memory
I don’t have a very good memory. I rarely remember what I had for breakfast, and if you ask me about yesterday’s activities, wheewy, forget about it. I’m still angry with the Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVD sets, because they left out the “previously on Buffy” segment at the beginning of each episode. How am…
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The Horrors of Internet Dating, Volume 3
It’s time for another trip into the seedy bowels of the internet. Dating sites; you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy they’re bad sometimes. Here are some of the more interesting people I’ve encountered there lately. Ahh, the group shot. I don’t mean to single out this person in particular,…
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